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Friday, April 28, 2006
Borg Scout Ship Reaches Earth, Short-Curcuits on Art
A scout ship from the Borg Collective reached planet Earth recently, but assimilation was thwarted and humanity saved when the Borg discovered human artwork.
A sample is here; follow the link for more.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Proctor & Gamble, Colgate Gang Up to Sue Web 2.0 Cabal
The world’s two leading manufacturers of cleaning products today announced plans to sue every programmer who has ever dreamed of Web 2.0 riches, for appropriating and misusing the trademarked names
“We looked the other way when somebody called a slick new programming paradigm SOAP,”
Despite the announcement, no filing has yet been recorded with any court in the U.S; rumor has it that the P&G/Colgate dynamic duo may first merge so that their combined resources can be more efficiently thrown at any pending trademark defense. As Sidious noted, "It's going to take a while to hunt down and sue every single one of these Web 2.0 programmers. They are like cockroaches--shine a light on them and they scurry into the corners."
Monday, April 10, 2006
Think Twice About That Basket of Candy on Your Doorstep
Remember, you have been warned.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Iron Tulips Consider Legal Action Against India Daily
What has our editor's knickers so twisted? It seems India Daily regularly kicks IT's proverbial boo-tay by scooping us on the really nifty technology stories. In April alone, India Daily has been first with such important technology news as:
- multi-dimensional mind-to-mind communication
- the "interesting correlation" between UFO sightings and avoidance of certain regions by various Air Forces
- the new stealth military command and control communication system using 5D gravity waves, as reverse engineered from UFO's